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2002 Vintage: The Ice Age Scrat

 I’ve never identified more with a prehistoric squirrel trying to keep his nut than I do trying to keep my job.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original06/29/1995 08:55Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
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