2005 Vintage: The MySpace Layout
“I spent six hours coding my profile!” “And it still looks like a clown exploded on a computer screen. Good job.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2005 Vintage: The MySpace Layout
2005 Classic: The Motorola RAZR (Black/Pink)
Why was everyone “snapping” their phones? Because the RAZR was still the peak of fashion, and if you didn’t have the V3, you were basically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Motorola RAZR (Black/Pink)
2004 Classic: The Blue-Ray vs. HD-DVD War
Why was the tech-uncle so stressed? Because he was trying to decide which “future disc” to invest in, and he was 100% sure HD-DVD was… Read More »2004 Classic: The Blue-Ray vs. HD-DVD War
2004 Vintage: The Mojito Madness
The bartender says, “I’ve muddled enough mint today to start a forest. Please, just order a whiskey.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Mojito Madness
2002 Vintage: The Ice Age Scrat
I’ve never identified more with a prehistoric squirrel trying to keep his nut than I do trying to keep my job. Part of the 76… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Ice Age Scrat
2002 Legacy: The Red Dragon Remake
Why Edward Norton? For proving that if you put enough talented actors in a prequel, people will try to forget that Hannibal ever happened. Part… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Red Dragon Remake
2002 Archive: The Windows Media Player 9
Why was the IT guy so excited? He found a “Fast Streaming” feature that still buffered for 20 minutes before a 5-second clip. Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The Windows Media Player 9
2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Chase
Why Leo and Tom? For a movie so charming that we actually rooted for the guy committing massive bank fraud against Tom Hanks. Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The Catch Me If You Can Chase
2001 Vintage: The Evolution Shampoo
Why Julianne Moore and David Duchovny? For a sci-fi comedy that was essentially a $100 million commercial for Head & Shoulders. Part of the 40… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Evolution Shampoo
2001 Vintage: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s had a bad hair day? A “frizz-bee.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Little Bee