1999 Classic: The Pokémon Suit

Why did the lawyer sue Nintendo? He claimed his client was “emotionally traumatized” by not being able to “catch ’em all.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

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A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

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A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/02/2000 08:31They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Blade_Runner_201907/14/1997 21:50All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Starship_Troopers06/09/2009 10:11I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@GG_WP_9804/17/1997 01:15Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Epic_Fail_Guy05/28/2015 20:07This joke is an Epic Win!