Why was the tech-uncle so stressed? Because he was trying to decide which “future disc” to invest in, and he was 100% sure HD-DVD was the winner. (Narrator: It wasn’t.)
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.