2022 Legacy: The “Lizzo” Flute Moment
Why was the ghost playing a 200-year-old crystal flute? Because Lizzo proved that history is better when you add a beat and a twerk. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Lizzo” Flute Moment
2020 Vintage: Taylor Swift (Folklore & Evermore)
Why did Taylor go into the woods? Because in 2020, she decided that if she couldn’t tour, she’d just release two masterpiece albums and make… Read More »2020 Vintage: Taylor Swift (Folklore & Evermore)
2019 Archive: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the layers of the multiverse. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Hustlers Pole
Why Jennifer Lopez? For a movie that proved that “Wall Street” isn’t the only place where people know how to steal money and look great… Read More »2019 Classic: The Hustlers Pole
2019 Archive: The TikTok Dance
A guy tries to do the “Renegade” while carrying a tray of drinks. It ends exactly how you think it does. Part of the 54… Read More »2019 Archive: The TikTok Dance
2018 Archive: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 36… Read More »2018 Archive: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2018 Archive: The “Dunkirk” Technical Sweep
Why did Christopher Nolan win so many sound awards? Because he’s the only man who can make a ticking clock sound like a life-or-death emergency… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Dunkirk” Technical Sweep
2017 Legacy: The Rick and Morty Fan
“To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the complexity of this light socket.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Rick and Morty Fan
2016 Classic: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition… Read More »2016 Classic: The Little Ant
2016 Vintage: The Maggie Smith “Lost & Found” Joke
Why was it a highlight? Because Jimmy Kimmel threatened that if she didn’t show up to claim her award, he’d put it in the “Lost… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Maggie Smith “Lost & Found” Joke