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2019 Classic: The Hustlers Pole

Why Jennifer Lopez? For a movie that proved that “Wall Street” isn’t the only place where people know how to steal money and look great doing it.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve08/01/2002 02:00Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Internet_Explorer_309/04/1995 07:01Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@South_Park_Cartman06/14/2014 07:27Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee08/25/1997 16:32A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@SpiderMan_Peter01/26/2009 13:46My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Goonies_Never_D09/09/2004 13:27Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Joe_Cartoon_G05/12/2003 04:20Press the button for more humor!
@StrongBad_Mail02/18/2010 12:31I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/04/2001 03:22My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Futurama_Fry_M12/02/2005 19:00Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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