2019 Archive: The Onion

I’m “peeling” back the layers of the multiverse.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m a "fun-gi" to have in the metaverse.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

@CoolSkater9812/19/2005 17:38Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/14/2003 22:16What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Linux_Distro_Fan12/21/2000 17:55Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/21/2002 16:14Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/27/2000 09:06In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H05/06/2010 05:39Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Digg_Submitter_0505/11/2008 04:47Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Warcraft_Orc10/16/2015 14:57Work, work... and laugh, laugh!