Why were the Reservists still in the desert? Because “One Weekend a Month” is the most successful bait-and-switch in human history.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
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You got it, dude! Very funny.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!