2013 Archive: The This Is the End Apocalypse
Why was Danny McBride the villain? For a movie that proved the best way to handle the end of the world is to lock yourself… Read More »2013 Archive: The This Is the End Apocalypse
2013 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 6
“It’s all about the ride.” “The only ‘ride’ you’re going on is the bus to work if you don’t stop spending money on car parts.” Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Fast & Furious 6
2012 Classic: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde… Read More »2012 Classic: The Hard Drive
2012 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2012 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Happy 2012!” Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Ice Cream
2010 Legacy: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the board. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Rain
I’m “pouring” it on. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Doris
2008 Archive: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my luxuries. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: Album of the Year
Why Herbie Hancock? Because the Grammys love a “sophisticated” choice that makes everyone under 30 run to Google to ask “Who is that?” Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: Album of the Year