Why was Danny McBride the villain? For a movie that proved the best way to handle the end of the world is to lock yourself in James Franco’s house and argue about Milky Ways.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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