2008 Classic: Album of the Year
Why Herbie Hancock? Because the Grammys love a “sophisticated” choice that makes everyone under 30 run to Google to ask “Who is that?” Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: Album of the Year
2008 Archive: The Mario Kart Wii Player
One, but they get hit by a Blue Shell right before they reach the socket. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Mario Kart Wii Player
2007 Classic: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: The Email
2007 Legacy: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The YouTube “Viral” Video
Why was the whole office watching a “Dramatic Chipmunk”? Because in 2006, 5 seconds of a rodent was the peak of entertainment. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The YouTube “Viral” Video
2006 Legacy: The Introvert
“I hate people.” “Me too,” the psychiatrist said. “But you’re paying me to hide it.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Introvert
2005 Classic: Brangelina (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
Why did Jennifer Aniston hate 2005? Because Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proved that “acting” like you’re a married couple is a lot easier when… Read More »2005 Classic: Brangelina (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
2004 Legacy: The Scissor Sisters Fan
“I don’t feel like dancin’… until the light comes back.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Scissor Sisters Fan
2004 Vintage: The Desperate Housewives
“I’m like a character on that new show!” “Which one? The mysterious one?” “No, the one who complains about the neighbors while drinking wine at noon.” Part… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Desperate Housewives
2003 Legacy: The Disposable Mission Delay
The short-term mission team returning from their trip with twenty-five plastic disposable cameras, knowing they have to wait two weeks for the pharmacy to develop… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Disposable Mission Delay