2023 Vintage: The Pager

My doctor’s glasses flashed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Auto-Diagnosis’ app just found a more interesting patient.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@ICQ_Master9907/24/1996 13:27Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Harry_Potter_0103/10/2009 20:56Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Dark_Knight_Joker06/07/2000 09:18Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Dorm_Room_Hero09/27/2015 11:51My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Clans_Leader_9911/22/2000 03:01Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Charlie_Unicorn01/31/2009 09:57We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Troll_Face_Real01/24/2012 19:30Problem? No, just laughs!

@Safari_Surfer10/26/2012 13:24A wild laugh appeared!