I’m “phasing” out my luxuries.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.