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2009 Classic: The Rain

 I’m “pouring” it on.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The Turtle
 I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »
106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021)
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2025 Archive: The Home
 I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »
2025 Archive: The Dust
 I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bread
 I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)
2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bird
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2025 Legacy: The Trash Can
 I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »
2025 Archive: The Control
 I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Escape
 I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

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91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000)
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125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer01/05/2005 20:02Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@QuickTime_Viewer01/05/2014 02:55Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Terminator_2_Fan08/13/1998 01:59Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Steve-O_Wild12/02/2006 17:58Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Marquee_Text_Fan09/12/2000 11:30<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Streamer_Pro_9908/21/2001 05:44Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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