2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Chaos
The high school girls splitting into ten separate factions based on which album aesthetic they wore to school on a Friday morning. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Chaos
The high school girls splitting into ten separate factions based on which album aesthetic they wore to school on a Friday morning. Part of the… Read More »2023 Classic: The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Chaos
My doctor’s glasses flashed. He said, “I have to go, my ‘Auto-Diagnosis’ app just found a more interesting patient.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Pager
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the ending of Succession once I’m inside! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Alex
I told her I want to play a game. She said, “The game is ‘Guess what I’m mad about’. You have three tries. Go.” Part… Read More »2023 Classic: The Saw X
Why was the traveler looking for a boat? Because he thought his NFT gave him access to a “Yacht Club,” but he was actually just… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Bored Ape Yacht Club
I’m “hooked” on the new series. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the blonde wait by her mailbox for a week for a digital download? She heard about the “global supply chain crisis” and thought… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Supply Chain Crisis
Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because “inverted time” is the ultimate excuse for why he hasn’t filed that motion yet. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Tenet Movie
Why was the girl dancing in the middle of the aisle? Because she had to finish her 15-second “Renegade” challenge before the “Fasten Seatbelt” sign… Read More »2019 Archive: The TikTok “Renegade”
Why was the manager reading in the breakroom with an orange screen? He said the “Warm Light” was better for his “Executive Eyes” before a… Read More »2019 Archive: The Kindle “Oasis” Warm Light
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