2020 Archive: The Tenet Movie

Why did the lawyer love the movie? Because “inverted time” is the ultimate excuse for why he hasn’t filed that motion yet.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zip_Drive_Owner08/20/2005 08:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Napster_Leech05/01/1997 11:55Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory12/23/2011 19:40Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@BitTorrent_0102/13/2010 15:18Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Celebrity_DM01/14/1998 03:59Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Friday_Rebecca10/27/2003 23:23Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Flash_Game_Dev02/06/2002 02:10I should make a game about this joke.