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2012 Vintage: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of The Avengers marking the page.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original10/12/2001 04:57Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@GameBoy_Color07/30/2000 00:22Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Pokemon_Blue09/29/1995 14:09Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Butthead_Uhhh09/30/2013 20:03Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Cow_And_Chicken10/31/2012 18:19Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Pedro_For_Pres09/16/2014 14:49Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Mocking_Sponge08/02/1995 20:22mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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