2020 Archive: The TikTok
Why did the blonde dance in front of her microwave? She thought the “timer” was a countdown for a viral challenge. Part of the 62… Read More »2020 Archive: The TikTok
2020 Archive: The Ghost’s Mask
Why did the ghost wear a mask? To keep his “ghoul” breath to himself. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition… Read More »2020 Archive: The Ghost’s Mask
2020 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Lucy Hale for Fantasy Island? For being in a “horror” movie where the most horrific thing was the vacation planning. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2020 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2020 Legacy: The “I’m a Lawyer, Not a Cat” (Early 2021 energy, but born in 2020 tech)
Why was the judge a feline? Because 2020 was the year we all lived in fear of accidentally turning on a filter during a professional… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “I’m a Lawyer, Not a Cat” (Early 2021 energy, but born in 2020 tech)
2020 Classic: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my holiday plans to stay in the living room. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Control
2019 Archive: The Mike Trout $430 Million Contract
Why was he the richest man in baseball? Because the Angels decided that the “best player ever” was worth enough money to buy the moon.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Mike Trout $430 Million Contract
2019 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Peloton)
Why the bikes in the FOB? Because in 2019, you aren’t “Combat Ready” unless your “Virtual Coach” says you are. Part of the 36 Military… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Peloton)
2019 Classic: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my theories about the black hole. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The “Baby Shark” Fever
Why did politicians hate this song? Because it had a more catchy message and a better approval rating than any of their campaign slogans. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Baby Shark” Fever
2017 Legacy: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund