2020 Classic: The Control

I’m “alt-ering” my holiday plans to stay in the living room.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker06/14/1997 13:34It really whips the llama's ass!

@Cyber_Traveler05/18/1999 20:01Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@USB_Pioneer02/13/2013 00:30Plug and Play laughter!

@Fight_Club_Member09/10/2015 13:10I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Big_Lebowski_Dude12/15/2009 04:02The Dude abides... this joke.

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/19/2010 21:01I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Banner_Exchange01/07/2010 13:10Click my banner for more laughs!