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2019 Archive: The “Tactical” Fitness (Peloton)

Why the bikes in the FOB? Because in 2019, you aren’t “Combat Ready” unless your “Virtual Coach” says you are.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan04/01/1999 09:20Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Napster_Search05/21/1999 23:35Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Big_Snatch_Boris09/05/2015 08:22Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Offspring_Guy03/13/2001 22:14The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Heathers_Winona03/05/1999 17:56Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/11/1997 07:26Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Fire_Background06/16/2000 22:08This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

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