2019 Archive: The Mike Trout $430 Million Contract

Why was he the richest man in baseball? Because the Angels decided that the “best player ever” was worth enough money to buy the moon.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »

A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »

Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »

In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »

In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »

Understanding the true meaning of a two-minute warning.Why did th...read more »

In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »

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A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »

Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »

Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »

In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »

@Pikachu_Fan_8804/12/2000 10:41Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Binary_Boy09/13/2013 11:4601001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Old_School_Frank06/04/2006 16:30We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Everquest_Solo02/04/2013 00:10Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Futurama_Fry_M09/18/2010 09:23Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Influencer_9908/06/2003 13:18My followers need to see this!