The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
Why was he the “Iron Man of Cycling”? Because he won the Tour de France and the Vuelta a España in the same year, a… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Chris Froome Double
Why was there hockey in the desert? Because Vegas got a team and everyone thought they’d be terrible—not knowing they were about to be “Golden.”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Golden Knights Arrival
Why was it hit? Because the movie looked like it was edited by a blender on “pulse” mode, featuring a Joker who was more “method-acting… Read More »2016 Classic: The Suicide Squad’s Edit
My doctor tried to check my heart with a ‘Bluetooth Stethoscope’. It kept pairing with my car in the parking lot. Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Classic: The Bluetooth Physical
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my digital footprint look like I was in church instead of the casino?”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tech Support
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
“Science says women love dad-bods!” “Science also says you should eat a vegetable once in a while, Kevin.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Dad-Bod Part 2
Why the rats? For the South African duo scaring the internet and making us all question what “Zef” culture actually was. Part of the 42… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Die Antwoord “I Fink U Freeky”
Why was Billy Crystal back for the 9th time? Because after the 2011 “Franco-Hathaway disaster,” the Academy realized they needed a host who actually knew… Read More »2012 Archive: Billy Crystal’s Return
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