2003 Archive: The 2003 Trendsetter

One, but they do it while wearing a Livestrong bracelet (even though it’s technically 2004, they got an early one).

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? Ten. One to...read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

In 1997, the "Information Superhighway" was becoming a crowded fr...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

@Macarena_Dancer02/05/2003 20:03Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Nsync_Justin02/25/2009 09:35Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Brick_Tamland_L12/15/2014 04:19I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Neopets_Trader05/18/2000 04:25Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Android_Bot_9902/24/2005 17:39Beep boop. Humor recognized.