2017 Vintage: The Golden Knights Arrival

Why was there hockey in the desert? Because Vegas got a team and everyone thought they’d be terrible—not knowing they were about to be “Golden.”

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »

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In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »

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Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »

Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »

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@Myspace_Tom10/11/2001 18:47I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Cast_Away_Wilson06/07/1997 12:32WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Clueless_Dionne07/11/2009 14:06Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Chocolate_Rain12/18/2009 05:27I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Double_Rainbow_G10/18/2000 18:07What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog03/14/2001 09:35Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Cool_Story_Bro11/19/2004 08:08Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Captain_Obvious03/19/1997 09:17This is a comment on a funny joke.