2007 Archive: The Launch of “Halo 3”
Why did the world stop for a Tuesday? Because we had to “Finish the Fight,” and millions of people took a “Master Chief Day” off… Read More »2007 Archive: The Launch of “Halo 3”
2007 Classic: The Pirates 3
“At World’s End!” “That’s exactly where I feel like I am when the Wi-Fi goes out.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Pirates 3
2007 Legacy: The Alicia Keys Fan
“No one, no one, no one… can change the bulb like you.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Alicia Keys Fan
2007 Legacy: The Vista Upgrade
Why did the blonde stare at the “Windows Vista” loading screen for three days? She thought the new transparent “Aero” look meant she could see… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Vista Upgrade
2007 Vintage: The MySpace Ghost Town
Why did the lawyer leave MySpace? Because even the “ambulance chasers” realized the ambulances had moved to Facebook. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Vintage: The MySpace Ghost Town
2006 Classic: The Materials Girl
Why were Hilary and Haylie Duff nominated? Because Material Girls proved that two Duffs do not make a right—especially when the plot is thinner than a designer… Read More »2006 Classic: The Materials Girl
2006 Classic: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Alex
2006 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2006 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
2005 Vintage: The Office (US) Teaser
Why the skepticism? Because no one believed Steve Carell could be as funny as Ricky Gervais (they were wrong). Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Office (US) Teaser
2005 Archive: The Shift
I’m “changing” my workday perspective. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified