2003 Archive: The Coffee Maker
Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Coffee Maker
2003 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating element around a stiff hip and refusing to leave the armchair until Alex Trebek finishes reading the Final Jeopardy clue.… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
2003 Archive: The 2003 Trendsetter
One, but they do it while wearing a Livestrong bracelet (even though it’s technically 2004, they got an early one). Part of the 61 Light… Read More »2003 Archive: The 2003 Trendsetter
2002 Archive: The “Bunker Buster” (GBU-28) Production
Why did we need more? Because we were convinced that the “Axis of Evil” was living exclusively in underground penthouses. Part of the 34 Military… Read More »2002 Archive: The “Bunker Buster” (GBU-28) Production
2001 Archive: The Shakira “Whenever, Wherever” Crossover
Why the mud? For the Colombian superstar’s English-language debut that taught us all about her “small and humble” anatomy. Part of the 38 Musician &… Read More »2001 Archive: The Shakira “Whenever, Wherever” Crossover
2001 Archive: The Tab
I’m a drinker. I’m just “keeping” a record. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Game Boy Advance
Why was it horizontal? Because Nintendo finally realized our hands aren’t shaped like bricks, giving us 32-bit power in a device that didn’t require a… Read More »2001 Archive: The Game Boy Advance
2001 Classic: The British “Operation Veritas”
Why the name? Because “Operation We Are Also Here To Help” didn’t sound cool enough for the Royal Navy. Part of the 40 Military Jokes:… Read More »2001 Classic: The British “Operation Veritas”
2000 Archive: N’Sync’s “No Strings Attached”
Why was the turkey so loose? Because it was “Bye Bye Bye” to the twine, and the bird was dancing its way off the platter.… Read More »2000 Archive: N’Sync’s “No Strings Attached”
2000 Archive: The IPO Hangover
Why did the lawyer cry at the IPO party? Because he was paid in stock options that became worth less than the napkins at the… Read More »2000 Archive: The IPO Hangover