2001 Archive: The Tab

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🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Lion_King_Simba07/29/2012 23:31Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Austin_Powers_Groovy03/27/1999 09:21Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Goonies_Never_D05/14/2000 14:03Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/29/1997 19:59Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Friday_Rebecca07/03/2005 04:43Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Distracted_Boy01/11/2001 15:34Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Annoying_Orange08/17/2013 07:54Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!