Why did the lawyer cry at the IPO party? Because he was paid in stock options that became worth less than the napkins at the buffet.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
We created a monster... of a joke!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.