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2006 Classic: The Materials Girl

 Why were Hilary and Haylie Duff nominated? Because Material Girls proved that two Duffs do not make a right—especially when the plot is thinner than a designer credit card.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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