Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2021 “Bitcoin Bewilderment, Patient Portal Panic & NFT Nonsense” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
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