I’m “typing” my theories about the black hole.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!