2023 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Cybertruck looks like a low-poly video game! Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Cargo
2023 Vintage: The “Math is Mathing” Student
“The wattage is not watt-ing right now.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: Olivia’s “Drivers License”
Why was she the favorite? Because Olivia Rodrigo turned teenage heartbreak into a Grammy-winning GPS that led her straight to the Best New Artist trophy.… Read More »2022 Archive: Olivia’s “Drivers License”
2022 Vintage: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with the multiverse. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The File
I’m “storing” my legacy in a ZIP folder. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The 2021 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the show hit the tracks at a train station, the underdog howled like a… Read More »2021 Classic: The 2021 Final Oscars Vibe
2021 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” understanding Web3. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2021 vibes. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2021 Archive: The Vision
“Everything looks sharp!” “That’s because we finally cleaned the plexiglass shield between us.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid… Read More »2021 Archive: The Vision