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1999 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel

 Why Psycho (still being punished) and The Haunting? Because some classics should be left in the dark where they belong.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Tamagotchi_Dad02/24/1998 15:48Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club06/20/2013 06:53A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Pirates_Jack_S08/23/2001 23:22But you have heard of this joke!
@Tyler_Durden_Real10/21/2012 22:37Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Grunge_Lord_9412/18/2009 09:42I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Karate_Kid_Wax01/07/2014 10:48Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Llamas_With_Hats03/10/2008 02:27Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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