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2012 Archive: Billy Crystal’s Return

Why was Billy Crystal back for the 9th time? Because after the 2011 “Franco-Hathaway disaster,” the Academy realized they needed a host who actually knew how to talk and stay awake at the same time.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King10/01/2000 23:33I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Forrest_Gump_8804/30/2011 22:07Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Backstreet_Fan02/18/1995 09:27I want it that way... the funny way!
@Toy_Story_Woody07/09/2015 03:03There is a joke in my boot!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/21/2006 14:01One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Voodoo_3dfx04/02/2004 15:57The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Goosebumps_Kid01/20/1995 11:21Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/31/2001 07:16This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Selfie_King_0501/18/1995 11:40Taking a photo of me laughing!

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