Why did politicians hate this song? Because it had a more catchy message and a better approval rating than any of their campaign slogans.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
This is why we need the internet.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.