2006 Legacy: The Nike+ Debut
Why was the salesman running around his desk? He got the new Nike+ sensor for his shoe and wanted to “track his productivity” in miles.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Nike+ Debut
2006 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2006 flip-phones. I use them as scalpels.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a lawyer? A “law-frog” (instead of log). Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Little Frog
2005 Legacy: The Delete
I’m “erasing” my search history. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
Wrapping gray duct tape over eighty percent of the television clicker to prevent Grandpa from accidentally shifting the TV input to a blank, blue static… Read More »2004 Archive: The Remote Control Tape Shield
2003 Archive: The Google (Part 4)
She asked Google, “Why is my son-in-law so disappointing?” Google replied, “I have 4 million results, but we don’t have that much time.” Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Google (Part 4)
2003 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “Stop listening to ‘Linkin Park’ at max volume.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS… Read More »2003 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
2003 Vintage: The Antibacterial Craze
I asked for a prescription. The doctor just handed me a gallon of hand sanitizer and said, “Rub this on your soul. It’s the only… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Antibacterial Craze
2003 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” digital. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Screen
I’m a monitor. I’m just “displaying” my emotions. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified