2009 Archive: Minecraft (Alpha) Release
Why was everything a square? Because Notch created a world where you could punch trees and build castles, starting an addiction that would eventually consume… Read More »2009 Archive: Minecraft (Alpha) Release
2009 Legacy: The MRE “Dairy Shake” Recall
Why was it dangerous? Because in 2009, we realized that “Shelf-stable Milk” is a concept that nature never intended. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The MRE “Dairy Shake” Recall
2008 Legacy: The 2008 Final Vibe
Why was it the “Year of the Pivot”? Because we were finally looking at the exit in Iraq, only to realize the entrance to Afghanistan… Read More »2008 Legacy: The 2008 Final Vibe
2008 Archive: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with rage at the plot holes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Zune” to court (again)? To prove that his client wasn’t the only one who made bad investments in 2008.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Evidence
2008 Legacy: The The Chronicles of Narnia
Prince Caspian: Why was the 4th so “majestic”? Because the Pevensies returned to Narnia, and every kid in the yard thought their wardrobe led to… Read More »2008 Legacy: The The Chronicles of Narnia
2007 Legacy: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2008! Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Super Mario Galaxy
Why were we upside down? Because Nintendo decided that gravity was just a suggestion and that Mario belonged in the stars, collecting star bits and… Read More »2007 Vintage: Super Mario Galaxy
2007 Classic: The Reality Producer
“Can we make the bulb-changing feel more like an Episode of ‘Flavor of Love’?” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year… Read More »2007 Classic: The Reality Producer
2007 Classic: The Call of Duty 4 Player
One, but they have to call in a UAV to find the ladder. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Call of Duty 4 Player