Why was everything a square? Because Notch created a world where you could punch trees and build castles, starting an addiction that would eventually consume the youth of the entire planet.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
First! And it’s funny!