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2009 Archive: Minecraft (Alpha) Release

 Why was everything a square? Because Notch created a world where you could punch trees and build castles, starting an addiction that would eventually consume the youth of the entire planet.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2009 “Genesis & Green-Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory02/21/1995 04:08Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@DotCom_Survivor08/11/2005 21:02I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Mainframe_Manny10/18/2002 18:39Old school processing, new school laughs.
@BitTorrent_0105/10/2013 23:50Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Agent_Smith_0105/24/1999 22:31It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Jackass_Johnny07/20/1996 15:29Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Old_School_Frank04/09/1999 13:23We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Map_Maker_X02/19/2001 09:00The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Viewer_Number_104/08/2006 08:58First! And it’s funny!

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