2008 Archive: The Evidence

Why did the lawyer bring a “Zune” to court (again)? To prove that his client wasn’t the only one who made bad investments in 2008.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey12/18/2006 18:10With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Modem_Meltdown07/02/1995 22:04My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Matrix_Rebel01/27/2003 04:02I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Zoolander_Derek01/17/2010 08:24What is this? A joke for ants?

@Keyboard_Warrior08/18/2002 21:03F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Napoleon_Dyna07/14/2012 00:47Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Blink_Tag_User09/11/2004 02:38<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/16/1995 12:42OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!