2002 Archive: The Ketchup “Easy Squeeze”
Why was there so much red on the kids’ plates? Because the upside-down ketchup bottle was the greatest invention since sliced bread, and everyone wanted… Read More »2002 Archive: The Ketchup “Easy Squeeze”
2000 Vintage: The American Psycho Skincare
Why Christian Bale? For a performance so dedicated to vanity that he made “returning videotapes” sound like a legitimate excuse for serial murder. Part of… Read More »2000 Vintage: The American Psycho Skincare
1999 Vintage: The Home
I’m a realtor. I’m just going back to basics. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The 1998 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the Razzies realized that “Big Budget” usually just means “Big Target.” Part of the 37… Read More »1998 Classic: The 1998 Final Razzie Vibe
1998 Archive: The Save Icon
Why did the intern ask why the “Save” icon was a 3D-printed model of a museum artifact? Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Save Icon
1998 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Friends is unrealistic. “No one has that much time to talk,” she says, while talking for four hours straight. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1998 Classic: The Sitcom
1997 Vintage: The Encarta 97
Why did the kids visit the office? To use the “World Atlas” on the company computer. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Encarta 97
1997 Vintage: Will Smith (Men in Black)
Why did Will Smith wear sunglasses all year? Because his career was so bright after MIB that he had to protect his own eyes from the glare… Read More »1997 Vintage: Will Smith (Men in Black)
1997 Vintage: The Strawberry Hard Candy Supply
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky brick of five individual strawberry-patterned candies that have melted together over the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Strawberry Hard Candy Supply
1996 Archive: The Deion Sanders Cowboy
Why was Deion in two places at once? Because he was playing NFL and MLB simultaneously, and we still weren’t sure if he was human… Read More »1996 Archive: The Deion Sanders Cowboy