Why was the salesman running around his desk? He got the new Nike+ sensor for his shoe and wanted to “track his productivity” in miles.
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I know kung-fu... and this joke!
We created a monster... of a joke!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
You must construct additional laughs!