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1997 Vintage: The Strawberry Hard Candy Supply

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky brick of five individual strawberry-patterned candies that have melted together over the last three years.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1997 “Tamagotchi Pets, DVD Formats & Dial-Up Disasters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Gladiator_Proximo01/12/1995 03:57Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
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@Top_Gun_Maverick09/02/2013 04:15I feel the need... the need for comedy!
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