Why did the blonde take a…

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said ...read more »

Step into 2010 – the legendary year when Instagram launched its f...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, floppy disks, and the p...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »

Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic07/01/2001 20:31This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@ICQ_Flower03/01/2002 19:28The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/06/2015 08:08Oops, I laughed again!

@USB_Pioneer05/07/2004 12:04Plug and Play laughter!

@Kazaa_Leecher08/22/2008 00:46I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Jordan_Fan_2306/18/2003 18:51Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro11/22/2013 16:24Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Animated_Mail_G05/08/2007 23:08The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Illidan_Blind04/06/1995 18:25I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Social_Media_G09/25/1997 19:53I’m going to poke you for this joke!