Why was Deion in two places at once? Because he was playing NFL and MLB simultaneously, and we still weren’t sure if he was human or a very fast Nike commercial.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
My followers need to see this!