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2009 Legacy: The MRE “Dairy Shake” Recall

Why was it dangerous? Because in 2009, we realized that “Shelf-stable Milk” is a concept that nature never intended.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue09/04/1997 06:10Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
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@Charlie_Unicorn06/02/2007 16:23We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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