Why was it the “Year of the Pivot”? Because we were finally looking at the exit in Iraq, only to realize the entrance to Afghanistan was much narrower than we thought.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Very nice! Great success!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
Posting this to my own wall right now!