2014 Legacy: The Office 365 “Cloud” Life
Why was the clerk happy? Because his files were “in the sky,” which gave him a great excuse for why he couldn’t find them when… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Office 365 “Cloud” Life
2012 Vintage: The Skrillex Fan
One, but the light only comes on when the beat drops. Wub wub wub. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Skrillex Fan
2011 Classic: iCloud Launch
Why was Mom worried the turkey would “float away”? Because Dad tried to explain the cloud to her, and she kept looking nervously out the… Read More »2011 Classic: iCloud Launch
2011 Legacy: The Lab Result
“You’re 5% blood, 95% ‘Waiting for a Connection’.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop doing that and buy a protective case for your leg.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Knee
2010 Legacy: The Instagram
A guy orders a beer and stares at it for ten minutes. The bartender asks, “Something wrong?” The guy says, “No, I’m just waiting for… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Instagram
2010 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The New Tenants win? To show that even in 20 minutes, you can have more drama than a three-hour epic. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
2010 Legacy: The Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin Duo
Why did they host together? Because the Academy decided that one middle-aged white man isn’t enough to handle ten Best Picture nominees—you need at least… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Steve Martin & Alec Baldwin Duo
2010 Archive: The Gmail “Priority Inbox”
Why was the clerk confused? He didn’t understand why Google was “judging” which of his friends were more important than others. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Archive: The Gmail “Priority Inbox”
2009 Legacy: The MRE “Dairy Shake” Recall
Why was it dangerous? Because in 2009, we realized that “Shelf-stable Milk” is a concept that nature never intended. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The MRE “Dairy Shake” Recall