2011 Legacy: The Lab Result

“You’re 5% blood, 95% ‘Waiting for a Connection’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9911/29/2012 17:50I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@ChatRoom_Queen02/02/2003 03:07A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/25/2000 07:23A joke for the end of the world.

@Scumbag_Steve_X12/28/2002 11:29Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@PopUp_Blocker_X09/20/1997 04:27I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Anonymous_User08/14/2012 19:40We are many. We are laughing.