2003 Classic: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “Stop listening to ‘Linkin Park’ at max volume.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

@WAP_Navigator02/25/2004 23:04Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Ebay_Sniper12/19/2009 00:52Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Simpson_Quotes01/31/1998 10:47D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Nice_Guy_Eddie04/19/1995 11:10Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/21/2012 05:09The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!