I asked for a prescription. The doctor just handed me a gallon of hand sanitizer and said, “Rub this on your soul. It’s the only thing 2003 insurance covers.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
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2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
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The Co-Pay Surprise
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2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
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The Hospital Food
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2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
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2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!